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Dear Ubuntu 7.10 [May. 8th, 2008|08:44 pm]
[Current Location |Heaven, getting head in a confessional]
[Current Mood | enthralled]
[Current Music |The screams of little children]

I love you so
I really do
But for giving me a broken PHP
I hate you.

But all is not lost
You can still win
By ridding the world
Of Ballmer's sin.

And so I forgive this
Package transgression
Of an interpretter that
Gives no executed perfection.
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Some people are too clever for me [May. 7th, 2008|07:37 am]
Running a sustained, throttled dictionary attack against my home server is not the most sophisticated thing that someone can do. Using an anonimizing service such as TOR is not exactly new. But please be aware that there are such things as Snort (with SSH logging threshold rules) and the esoteric /var/log/auth.log.

For the record, the directives of note are in /etc/ssh/sshd_config and are called "AllowUsers" and "DenyUsers". I suggest reading the man page.

Edited to add:

All you'll find anyway are pictures of my family, a bunch of movies, and some porn. I'm not the kind of person that leaves my banking information on a publicly accessible web server.
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Science! [May. 6th, 2008|06:36 pm]
My son just grabbed an elastic band, stretched it, and proclaimed "kinetic energy!"

With his help I may yet finish that weather machine.
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Fun with Photoshop? [May. 5th, 2008|08:48 pm]
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Pacman Explained [May. 3rd, 2008|07:55 pm]
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Raowrw! [May. 3rd, 2008|08:30 am]
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I am eager [May. 2nd, 2008|07:48 pm]
That is all.
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oooh! [Apr. 30th, 2008|06:49 pm]

Rich: Oooooh!
Wife: What?
Rich: It's out!
Wife: What's out?

*she looks at my screen*



*she laughs at me*
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Subjective [Apr. 29th, 2008|09:56 pm]
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Happy Birthday to [info]ravensee!!! [Apr. 29th, 2008|09:37 am]

Happy Birthday to the infinitely sexy, incomparable, ultra-awesome woman whom gladly call my wife!

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Spontaneous Hentai-ism! [Apr. 27th, 2008|09:00 pm]
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To the greedy, selfish, surly, overpaid children who are fucking over a million people right now [Apr. 26th, 2008|06:34 am]
  1. Find a sharp object that is rusty. I recommend an old knife or railway spike, but a large nail will do.
  2. Insert this tetanus inducing object into your eye.
  3. Rotate it until you feel the way your stranded riders feel, times a million.

You claim it's not about money? Bullshit! It's always about money.

You still want 100% pay if injured? Fucking blow me! If you get injured then it sucks, but don't expect full pay for sitting on your ass. I get 60%, and I'm grateful for it.

You abandoned your earlier promise to give 48 hours notice. I hope everyone of you is fired.

I have no sympathy for any one of you fuckers anymore and hope the province privatizes your sorry ass.
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Stolen from [info]atheism [Apr. 24th, 2008|02:06 pm]
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Enter flamewar [Apr. 24th, 2008|07:34 am]

Astrologers fail to predict proof they are wrong


Good news for rational, level-headed Virgoans everywhere: just as you might have predicted, scientists have found astrology to be rubbish.

Its central claim - that our human characteristics are moulded by the influence of the Sun, Moon and planets at the time of our birth - appears to have been debunked once and for all and beyond doubt by the most thorough scientific study ever made into it.

For several decades, researchers tracked more than 2,000 people - most of them born within minutes of each other. According to astrology, the subject should have had very similar traits.

The babies were originally recruited as part of a medical study begun in London in 1958 into how the circumstances of birth can affect future health. More than 2,000 babies born in early March that year were registered and their development monitored at regular intervals.

Researchers looked at more than 100 different characteristics, including occupation, anxiety levels, marital status, aggressiveness, sociability, IQ levels and ability in art, sport, mathematics and reading - all of which astrologers claim can be gauged from birth charts.

The scientists failed to find any evidence of similarities between the "time twins", however. They reported in the current issue of the Journal of Consciousness Studies: "The test conditions could hardly have been more conducive to success . . . but the results are uniformly negative."

..snip...

From here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/08/17/nstars17.xml
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Douchebags ahoy! [Apr. 23rd, 2008|12:36 pm]

EBay sues Craigslist ad website


The online auction giant eBay is suing the popular internet community ad site Craigslist to "safeguard its four-year financial investment".

In a statement, eBay claimed that in January, Craigslist executives took actions that "unfairly diluted eBay's economic interest by more than 10%".

No details of those actions were given by eBay.

In its company blog, Craigslist said it was surprised and disappointed by eBay's "unfounded allegations".

The company said eBay's legal action "came to us out of the blue".

...snip...

From here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7362221.stm

I can't make this shit up.
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TTC Strike Averted! [Apr. 20th, 2008|06:11 pm]
... at least for tomorrow. Booyah.
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Subjective [Apr. 20th, 2008|11:39 am]
Purple monkey banana pants!
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My bullshitometer just reached 90 [Apr. 19th, 2008|08:29 am]

AT&T: Internet to hit full capacity by 2010


U.S. telecommunications giant AT&T has claimed that, without investment, the Internet's current network architecture will reach the limits of its capacity by 2010.

Speaking at a Westminster eForum on Web 2.0 this week in London, Jim Cicconi, vice president of legislative affairs for AT&T, warned that the current systems that constitute the Internet will not be able to cope with the increasing amounts of video and user-generated content being uploaded.

"The surge in online content is at the center of the most dramatic changes affecting the Internet today," he said. "In three years' time, 20 typical households will generate more traffic than the entire Internet today."

Cicconi, who was speaking at the event as part of a wider series of meetings with U.K. government officials, said that at least $55 billion worth of investment was needed in new infrastructure in the next three years in the U.S. alone, with the figure rising to $130 billion to improve the network worldwide. "We are going to be butting up against the physical capacity of the Internet by 2010," he said.

I hear the sounds of a baby crying somewhere saying "we need more government subsidies! Help us! Waaa!" It's called free enterprise you dickeheads - suck it up and pay for it yourself.

"In three years' time, 20 typical households will generate more traffic than the entire Internet today." That's about as likely as Jesus coming back right now, declaring that Buddha is his gay lover, and that Mary Magdalene likes to watch. And while that would amuse me to no end, I don't anticipate it.

From here: http://www.news.com/ATT-Internet-to-hit-full-capacity-by-2010/2100-1034_3-6237715.html
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Stolen from many [Apr. 19th, 2008|06:43 am]
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TTC is going on strike [Apr. 17th, 2008|12:05 pm]
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_21788.aspx

Congratulations on completely alienating the public.
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